When I was a little kid my sisters and I used to pray for snow days. I think Roxie's class even sang a song in our Christmas program one year that had a refrain of, "There's no school tomorrow, no school tomorrow, no school tomorrow 'cause it snowed!" or something like that. Is it funny that as a teacher I still pray for snow days? I told my students on Wednesday to take everything they wanted at home with them after school in case there would be a snow day. I pretty much made sure they had their instruments in hand as they walked out the door when the bell rang. I have to admit that I was excited about the prospect of a snow day but I didn't let optimism get the best of me because in OPS it's all or none. There are no late starts or early dismissals--it's a bus thing. They ended up closing school and pretty much everything else in the metro area yesterday and almost all of the same schools are closed again today. It makes for a nice little winter break here in the beginning of March. Actually a really long one for me...which brings me to the next topic o' the day.
The kids have been sick this week. Nothing like a good old rotavirus to do you in for a week. Gabrielle started with the projectile vomit on Sunday afternoon and I stayed home with her on Monday. Colin had a 101.6 degree fever on Monday when Matt picked him up from the babysitter and since we were taking him to the Urgent Care Clinic we took Gabrielle along as well since her temp was 101.9. I was home again with both kids on Tuesday when the explosive diarrhea set in and my mom came down on Tuesday night to take care of the kids on Wednesday so I could go to work--the only day I worked this week by the way. They are both finally starting to seem like they are getting better but Gabrielle's pooper is still on the fritz. I can never explain the trauma that happens when a kid totally kills it and the diaper pretty much explodes. It makes for a lot of laundry! Today was a good day though--she didn't explode her diaper once!
I'll spare you all of the nasty details but there is one story that I must share. Wednesday night Gabrielle had exploded her diaper for like the 3rd time that day and was getting ready to get into the shower to clean off--yes she was that dirty. Well while she was waiting to get in she farted. Now, little kid farts are usually pretty cute but this one had a little more substance to it. My dad refers to this particular problem as the "seperator" not working. So she farted with diarrhea attached on the carpet in my room. As Matt and I were surveying the damage we were identifying what was contaminated by said event, i.e. a whole basket of clean laundry, the carpet obviously, and Gabrielle's Elmo doll. Matt said, "Elmo got it here on the eye," to which my mom responded, "Elmo is officially shit faced." Maybe it was just the moment, but when you've been cleaning up puke and shit all day for the third day in a row that is pretty damned funny.
And finally topic #3. Since Lent is upon us and today happens to be Friday we introduced Gabrielle to fish sticks today. The standard Friday night meal during Lent at our house was fish sticks and instant mashed potatoes. It was awesome because Rox and I could cook. Anyway...I found fish sticks that are little kid size and pretty cute. I gave her ketchup to dunk her fish sticks in and discovered that she's not a real big fish stick fan but she loves ketchup. She just sucked all the ketchup off the fishsticks and kept on redipping. I can't remember which one but I know at least one of my sisters did this all the time--it was probably both of them. Gab had never had instant mashed potatoes before today either and they were a hit too...but only with ketchup on them.